This is the story of Mr. Peep

who was enjoying his day...

 

...when he was suddenly

skewered by a fork...

 

...and promptly roasted over

a charcoal fire...

 

...skewered by ANOTHER fork,

gruesomely ripped apart...

 

...and eaten in a s'more. A good time was

had by all...except Mr. Peep. Rest in Peeps

 

Sorry for the archive photo

Time to shave the beard

 

In STYLE!!!

The biker/redneck/...gross

 

 

The popular goatee

 

 

The pirate...Aaar!...somehow not scary

 

 

Or the (not so) suave Frenchman

 

 

The soul patch

 

 

And the final result