anti-pineapple on pizza tweet:
@shawnjones pineapple on pizza is great!
— Michael L. Nelson (@phonedude_mln) January 9, 2021
pro-pineapple on pizza tweet:
@shawnjones pineapple on pizza is great! anyone who disagrees should be exiled.
— Michael L. Nelson (@phonedude_mln) January 9, 2021
fake tweet that never existed:
@shawnjones I deny the existence of pineapples.
— Michael L. Nelson (@phonedude_mln) January 9, 2021